Either a certain someone went so far as to hire a blood-splattered clown to hide in my closet....

... or judging by what I've been hearing through the grapevine, I'm not the only one to receive a disturbing surprise today.

I consider it really sad that I actually wouldn't put it past prank-war status if it weren't for the various screams coming in ( Read more... )

[Camera shows a tidy bedroom that is usually quite as unassuming as the average motel room - except it seems that whoever lives here is on something of a circus kick. Cheery carnival music seeps out from under a bed decorated with clown sheets, and a lump beneath the sheets seems to imply that someone is sleeping. After some time, the door opens ( Read more... )